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{"fact":"A cat has more bones than a human; humans have 206, but the cat has 230 (some cites list 245 bones, and state that bones may fuse together as the cat ages).","length":156}
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Nissenbaum is a surname. Notable people with the surname include:
- Helen Nissenbaum, privacy and computer law scholar \n
- Henry Nissen, German/Australian boxer of the 1970s \n
- Jesse Nissenbaum, American singer/songwriter
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